Born into a forgotten sect of the Hopi Tribe, young Crazy Feather (Eli Jebidiah as we now know him) was raised in the old ways.  He was abducted while gathering forest berries in the Kootenay mountains when he was mistakened for a Bald Haired Sasquatch by cryptozoologist  Dr. P. Ness. After a thorough physical examination, resident phylogenetisists declared him to be erroneously classified and turned him loose into the streets. Skilled in the art of food foraging and tipi erecting, Eli adapted his nomadic lifestyle of the Canadian wilderness to survive in the concrete jungles of urbania here in the good ol' USA.  These days he passes the time between vision quests by playing a variety of instruments in Poor Man's Whiskey.

Vital Stats: Eli can bench 72 lbs, requires Elvis shades to help counteract his blindspot, and has a bionic left big toe.

Turn Ons: A dry Tipi, phrenology, and studying the ways of the Paper Tiger.

Turn Offs: Facial hair, cabbage flavored licorice, and songs about love gone wrong.

Favorite Instruments: the Green Suitcase and the James Brown Rubber Ducky. 

Eli would like to thank his wardrobe consultants Lisa Tracey and Georgia Birchler for keeping him clothed.